New Chili Pepper

Red Hot Chili Peppers’ front man Anthony Kiedis is taking on a new role. The role of a proud father!

The rocker and his girlfriend, model Heather Christie, welcomed a baby boy at a Los Angeles hospital on Tuesday morning. This is the first child for either of the two. I’m sure the two are over the moon with the new arrival.

Congrats goes to the new parents!

I have to wonder though, would the kid grow up as a rocker or a model? Ooh! Maybe he’ll end up as a hippie. It’s kind of like a cross of both.

Anthony Kiedis thinks he’s a forest creature

Anthony Kiedis (the lead singer for the Red Hot Chili Peppers) and his girlfriend Heather Christie gave birth to their son last week. The child’s name is Everly Bear. He was named after Anthony’s favorite band the Everly Brothers. Whoa, whoa, whoa. If the ground rules for naming your kid are using your favorite band and what animal you think you are, I am so on board. As soon as I find an Amazon woman whose womb is capable of nurturing my super-child, I’ve got the perfect name: Dethklok Triceratops. Naw he’s too beefy to be a heroin addict..oh oh did i say Anthony was beefy, oh shit i must be gay, OK note to self…discuss with therapist the possibility I’m gay because Anthony seems “muscular “to me…ie too muscular to be a heroin addict…..hmmmm well maybe his handlers feed him well so he doesn’t, “look” like a heroin addict. So he’s probly just a poser addict…ie. Like most Hollywood assholes seeking attention for one sort or another…yes I’m drunk.