More Britney Leaks

Her divorce papers leaked, her divorce settlement leaked, her whole album leaked and even her album art leaked. Now, the reported crazy OK! magazine photo shoot pictures that Britney Spears had where she supposedly got chicken grease over all her dresses, peed with the door open and let her dog poop on the floor have also leaked.

The shots going around the internet are said the be preliminary test shots, or so says the statement that OK! released. But if by preliminary, they mean a half-way done Photoshop job, then eh. I think I can actually count on one hand the parts that are truly Britney’s and couldn’t count which ones aren’t.

Jackson’s Neverland No More

Do you remember the time when Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch was filled with laughter, rolling greens and just looked like the ultimate home? Yeah, it’s gone. The King of Pop’s 2,800 acres worth of bumper cars, carousels and Ferris wheels now looks like a ghost town and Jacko has less than 3 months to make good on a $23 million loan.Neverland Ranch once gave jobs to dozens of servants and groundskeepers but now seems like a barren land while the supposed near-bankrupt singer rents an expensive home in Washington, D.C. A formal Notice of Default and Election to Sell was filed in Santa Barbara County recently, otherwise, Jacko can say goodbye to Neverland.

Coheed And Cambria - No World For Tomorrow

Like the Mars Volta, progressive-metal suite freaks Coheed and Cambria are almost too smart and ambitious for their own good –not enough, however, to cancel out the instrumental highs and car-radio-chorus charge of the best songs on their fourth album. No World for Tomorrow is reportedly the concluding episode in a tortuous, apocalyptic libretto by singer-guitarist Claudio Sanchez that connects all of the band’s records. (Coheed and Cambria are named after the lead characters.) But there is more immediate, impressive resolution in the decisive pop arc of the mutating riffs and slippery time signatures Sanchez bundles into “The Hound (of Blood and Rank)” and “The Running Free.” His classic-rock aspirations are all over the razor-guitar hum of “Feathers” (note the shards of Uriah Heep’s 1972 hit single “Easy Livin’ ” rattling around inside) and the harmonized Thin Lizzy-style luster of the guitars and Sanchez’s vocals, like a choir of Geddy Lees, in “Justice in Murder.” Sanchez’s rabbit-hole saga may be over –the album finishes with a five-part, twenty-five-minute exclamation point, “The End Complete” –but there is plenty here that is worthy of rewind.

Victoria Beckham: ‘We Didn’t Come Here To Be Celebrities’

An insurance seminar and a trigonometry class are more interesting than these two Attention wh()res. Firstly, celebrities or not they are right now into the business that every celeb dons after becoming one – the business of denying that you are seeking attention and that’s what you want. Victoria is just trying to do what all other in LA try to do, they want to be famous and have the spotlight right on them and then they want to be seen as generous people who do care if the bulbs are flashed on them or not. Celebes from other place come to LA to be seen, heard X@@##! around, drink then go to rehab… Welcome to LA folks.. And if Victoria thinks she in different and thinks that her urge is taken in the wrong sense then so be it, who cares, this place called LA is made for them to show how much their shit stink and yet they will carry it all over the place with an Armani perfume to let us breath.

My Chemical Romance Singer Battles Depression

Rocker Gerard Way suffers from depression on tour, and uses his favorite book to keep him from falling apart. The My Chemical Romance frontman admits he relies on J.D. Salinger novel The Catcher In The Rye to cheer him up when he’s feeling lonely and down. Being far away from home and loved ones is not that easy all the time, one in a year you could actually like it for a few days, but when it becomes a routine every few months then you get sick. You are earning a lot of money from concerts and tour and live shows that is fine but ultimately you are doing all this for your family isn’t it the case and if you are not with them to share it then it’s not worth the sacrifice you are making. I am not saying this for people who do not care for family values and think that their family could do without them and money is more important and touring is party time. I am speaking for those who love being a close knit family.

Anthony Kiedis thinks he’s a forest creature

Anthony Kiedis (the lead singer for the Red Hot Chili Peppers) and his girlfriend Heather Christie gave birth to their son last week. The child’s name is Everly Bear. He was named after Anthony’s favorite band the Everly Brothers. Whoa, whoa, whoa. If the ground rules for naming your kid are using your favorite band and what animal you think you are, I am so on board. As soon as I find an Amazon woman whose womb is capable of nurturing my super-child, I’ve got the perfect name: Dethklok Triceratops. Naw he’s too beefy to be a heroin addict..oh oh did i say Anthony was beefy, oh shit i must be gay, OK note to self…discuss with therapist the possibility I’m gay because Anthony seems “muscular “to me…ie too muscular to be a heroin addict…..hmmmm well maybe his handlers feed him well so he doesn’t, “look” like a heroin addict. So he’s probly just a poser addict…ie. Like most Hollywood assholes seeking attention for one sort or another…yes I’m drunk.