Beckham is red-carded

Don’t panic, football fans, I don’t mean on the pitch. No, Victoria Beckham has told hubby that he is banned from attending the first gig of the Spice Girls’ reunion gig because she is too nervous.

Awe. Poor David. And I bet he just couldn’t wait to be the ever supportive husband and watch the five girls in Vancouver, Canada as they kick off their hugely anticipated world tour.

Most husbands like to be supportive but David claims his wife is constantly changing her mind. “One minute Victoria is saying she wants me there and then it’s, ‘No, don’t come to the first show, as we’ll all be too nervous.’ But I think I’ll be at the show a couple of days later in San Jose and have the boys with me. And I know Victoria will ring me as soon as the first show ends. She says the rehearsals have gone amazingly well.”

Snoop Dogg Hires David Beckham As Soccer Coach

Hip-hop star Snoop Dogg has hired his children the best soccer coach in the business - British sporting ace, David Beckham. The rapper struck up an unlikely friendship with Beckham during the late 1990s, and decided to call in a favor from the star when he moved out to Los Angeles earlier this year. What an unlikely partnership between the two of them. David I always though was not into this celeb drive and I though he’d always keep his integrity and not go hogging for money like a dog who has fire light up on his tail trying to find some water source to find some relief. As it stands now he cannot play because of an injury and most probably he has wrecked up a big hole in the budget of LA Galaxy soccer team who bought him from European soccer powerhouse Real Madrid. Now he has to repay them so he has to go teach some cracked ass’s son to hit the ball into the net and pick the ball up and place before the goal post.

Victoria Beckham: ‘We Didn’t Come Here To Be Celebrities’

An insurance seminar and a trigonometry class are more interesting than these two Attention wh()res. Firstly, celebrities or not they are right now into the business that every celeb dons after becoming one – the business of denying that you are seeking attention and that’s what you want. Victoria is just trying to do what all other in LA try to do, they want to be famous and have the spotlight right on them and then they want to be seen as generous people who do care if the bulbs are flashed on them or not. Celebes from other place come to LA to be seen, heard X@@##! around, drink then go to rehab… Welcome to LA folks.. And if Victoria thinks she in different and thinks that her urge is taken in the wrong sense then so be it, who cares, this place called LA is made for them to show how much their shit stink and yet they will carry it all over the place with an Armani perfume to let us breath.

Battle of the Alter Egos: Jordan vs. Posh

Don’t worry; it’s been like that for 5 years. Every time she can, not she’s asking to, her talk about Victoria and David only to say bullshit. Victoria is classy and she’s garbage. Victoria never answered back to her because she has business to run. Believe it or not but she made the Beckham name famous. She launch DVB line with rock & republic (success), did two successful books, she has been a major fashion icon for 6 years, she was a spice girl you know, the best girl band from the nineties, she did some music with roca-fella……….What did she do, Jordan ? celebrity in jungle… Seriously, Jordan is an idiot. She’s done less than Posh, which by her own definition, she’s even more pathetic. Something tells me Jordan is simply jealous. Jordan should try and find herself something better to do, Victoria has a fashion house doing well and she has a world tour coming up and the tickets are selling well already, so is that good enough for Jordan to match or she is just good at making silly comments.