Beckham is red-carded

Don’t panic, football fans, I don’t mean on the pitch. No, Victoria Beckham has told hubby that he is banned from attending the first gig of the Spice Girls’ reunion gig because she is too nervous.

Awe. Poor David. And I bet he just couldn’t wait to be the ever supportive husband and watch the five girls in Vancouver, Canada as they kick off their hugely anticipated world tour.

Most husbands like to be supportive but David claims his wife is constantly changing her mind. “One minute Victoria is saying she wants me there and then it’s, ‘No, don’t come to the first show, as we’ll all be too nervous.’ But I think I’ll be at the show a couple of days later in San Jose and have the boys with me. And I know Victoria will ring me as soon as the first show ends. She says the rehearsals have gone amazingly well.”

More Britney Leaks

Her divorce papers leaked, her divorce settlement leaked, her whole album leaked and even her album art leaked. Now, the reported crazy OK! magazine photo shoot pictures that Britney Spears had where she supposedly got chicken grease over all her dresses, peed with the door open and let her dog poop on the floor have also leaked.

The shots going around the internet are said the be preliminary test shots, or so says the statement that OK! released. But if by preliminary, they mean a half-way done Photoshop job, then eh. I think I can actually count on one hand the parts that are truly Britney’s and couldn’t count which ones aren’t.

Kate and Orlando Hook Up

This is what happens when you marry early. Kate married early and didn’t really get anything out of her system and now she’s older and she should be settling down but instead she’s whoring around. Sadly she has a kid that has to see a new man in mom’s life on a weekly basis. Weekly basis, is something what I am saying not to hurt her images but because just a week or two at the most ago I heard of Kate and Owen exchanging emails and phone calls and that too quite frequently so I thought that the two are looking to patch up and find a new lease of life together. Well if any of the two stories are true then she is really playing the hookers game well here, she clearly needs to get her priorities right whether she wants to be a successful actress or successful in love life.

Snoop Dogg Hires David Beckham As Soccer Coach

Hip-hop star Snoop Dogg has hired his children the best soccer coach in the business - British sporting ace, David Beckham. The rapper struck up an unlikely friendship with Beckham during the late 1990s, and decided to call in a favor from the star when he moved out to Los Angeles earlier this year. What an unlikely partnership between the two of them. David I always though was not into this celeb drive and I though he’d always keep his integrity and not go hogging for money like a dog who has fire light up on his tail trying to find some water source to find some relief. As it stands now he cannot play because of an injury and most probably he has wrecked up a big hole in the budget of LA Galaxy soccer team who bought him from European soccer powerhouse Real Madrid. Now he has to repay them so he has to go teach some cracked ass’s son to hit the ball into the net and pick the ball up and place before the goal post.

Christina Aguilera States the Obvious

The only way for you to be shocked at Christina Aguilera being pregnant is if you came from a different planet and don’t know what a pregnant woman looks like. But maybe we can feign shock for just a few seconds for the mommy-to-be.

The new issue of Glamour magazine finally has the singer coming clean about her pregnancy. She’s anxious about the arrival of her first child and said “I want to get it right.” She also says she wants to be a working mom so she could balance the needs of her child with her career.

Congratulations to the happy mom! Finally!

Halle Berry Beating Diabetes

Pregnant Halle Berry is winning her battle with diabetes, thanks to a healthy diet and good living. The actress was diagnosed with Type 1 diabetes after she passed out while shooting a show called Living Dolls when she first arrived in Hollywood. As a Mother of a Type 1 diabetic child I have not liked what has been said about diabetic people in general. I don’t care if Halle has T1 or T2, both are serious chronic illnesses that require care and attention. However, in T1 diabetes, without insulin people die, this is fact. And, you cannot, by diet and exercise, hope, or prayer change that to Type 2, and you cannot stop insulin - ever. Perhaps before implying to the world, which includes a group of young impressionable kids, that they can “ween” themselves off of a medicine that keeps them alive, she should check to make sure that is accurate and that comment isn’t going to cause one of those impressionable kids to harm themselves. I can tell you, she has caused a lot of waves in the diabetes communities today with this one incredibly ill advised comment.