Beckham is red-carded

Don’t panic, football fans, I don’t mean on the pitch. No, Victoria Beckham has told hubby that he is banned from attending the first gig of the Spice Girls’ reunion gig because she is too nervous.

Awe. Poor David. And I bet he just couldn’t wait to be the ever supportive husband and watch the five girls in Vancouver, Canada as they kick off their hugely anticipated world tour.

Most husbands like to be supportive but David claims his wife is constantly changing her mind. “One minute Victoria is saying she wants me there and then it’s, ‘No, don’t come to the first show, as we’ll all be too nervous.’ But I think I’ll be at the show a couple of days later in San Jose and have the boys with me. And I know Victoria will ring me as soon as the first show ends. She says the rehearsals have gone amazingly well.”

Beyonce at Movies Rock

Beyonce, the artist with too many slashes between job descriptions to mention, showed up in a green Zac Posen Resort at ‘Movies Rock: A Celebration of Music in Film’ which was held at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood on Sunday. And yes, she did her trademark pose of showing her armpits.

The noted singer and actress made a costume change into an Elie Saab dress some time during the show for her performance She performed a rousing rendition of ‘Somewhere Over the Rainbow’ from The Wizard of Oz.

Someone tell them what “Final” means…

Someone tell them what “Final” means…

There is to be a 4th instalment in the Final Destination series. Director David R Ellis, who directed Final Destination 2, has been signed up to direct the 4th movie; which they plan to film in 3D. The popular horror series works on the premise that even if you cheat death once, the force that is death itself will stalk you until it has finished what it has started, usually as gruesome and gory as possible.

Apparently this isn’t true for sequels. You can kill a good idea. I think that the movie bosses made so much money (double their budget) on the 1st, 2nd, and even 3rd instalment they are willing to push their luck.

Do you ever get the feeling of de ja vu? There are only so many new ways you can kill a bunch of teenagers off before it gets yawnsome. However I could be totally wrong and we could have another hit movie on our hands. But ask yourself…who actually watched all of the Scream movies and can you remember what the last one was about?

Snoop Dogg Hires David Beckham As Soccer Coach

Hip-hop star Snoop Dogg has hired his children the best soccer coach in the business - British sporting ace, David Beckham. The rapper struck up an unlikely friendship with Beckham during the late 1990s, and decided to call in a favor from the star when he moved out to Los Angeles earlier this year. What an unlikely partnership between the two of them. David I always though was not into this celeb drive and I though he’d always keep his integrity and not go hogging for money like a dog who has fire light up on his tail trying to find some water source to find some relief. As it stands now he cannot play because of an injury and most probably he has wrecked up a big hole in the budget of LA Galaxy soccer team who bought him from European soccer powerhouse Real Madrid. Now he has to repay them so he has to go teach some cracked ass’s son to hit the ball into the net and pick the ball up and place before the goal post.

Christina Aguilera States the Obvious

The only way for you to be shocked at Christina Aguilera being pregnant is if you came from a different planet and don’t know what a pregnant woman looks like. But maybe we can feign shock for just a few seconds for the mommy-to-be.

The new issue of Glamour magazine finally has the singer coming clean about her pregnancy. She’s anxious about the arrival of her first child and said “I want to get it right.” She also says she wants to be a working mom so she could balance the needs of her child with her career.

Congratulations to the happy mom! Finally!

Coheed And Cambria - No World For Tomorrow

Like the Mars Volta, progressive-metal suite freaks Coheed and Cambria are almost too smart and ambitious for their own good –not enough, however, to cancel out the instrumental highs and car-radio-chorus charge of the best songs on their fourth album. No World for Tomorrow is reportedly the concluding episode in a tortuous, apocalyptic libretto by singer-guitarist Claudio Sanchez that connects all of the band’s records. (Coheed and Cambria are named after the lead characters.) But there is more immediate, impressive resolution in the decisive pop arc of the mutating riffs and slippery time signatures Sanchez bundles into “The Hound (of Blood and Rank)” and “The Running Free.” His classic-rock aspirations are all over the razor-guitar hum of “Feathers” (note the shards of Uriah Heep’s 1972 hit single “Easy Livin’ ” rattling around inside) and the harmonized Thin Lizzy-style luster of the guitars and Sanchez’s vocals, like a choir of Geddy Lees, in “Justice in Murder.” Sanchez’s rabbit-hole saga may be over –the album finishes with a five-part, twenty-five-minute exclamation point, “The End Complete” –but there is plenty here that is worthy of rewind.

Victoria Beckham: ‘We Didn’t Come Here To Be Celebrities’

An insurance seminar and a trigonometry class are more interesting than these two Attention wh()res. Firstly, celebrities or not they are right now into the business that every celeb dons after becoming one – the business of denying that you are seeking attention and that’s what you want. Victoria is just trying to do what all other in LA try to do, they want to be famous and have the spotlight right on them and then they want to be seen as generous people who do care if the bulbs are flashed on them or not. Celebes from other place come to LA to be seen, heard X@@##! around, drink then go to rehab… Welcome to LA folks.. And if Victoria thinks she in different and thinks that her urge is taken in the wrong sense then so be it, who cares, this place called LA is made for them to show how much their shit stink and yet they will carry it all over the place with an Armani perfume to let us breath.

Kanye is Number One

Kanye West is really rubbing it in 50 Cent’s face. Not only does Kanye have the number one album and the number one single on the charts, he actually has a second single within the top five!

His first single off his latest album climbed back up to #1 this week. His second single ‘Good Life’ is currently sitting at #4 behind 50 Cent’s collaboration with Justin Timberlake and Timbaland ‘Ayo Technology’.

Soulja Boy’s ‘Crank That’, Timbaland’s ‘The Way I Are’, Matchbox Twenty’s ‘How Far We’ve Come’, Caillat’s ‘Colbie Bubbly’, Nickelback’s ‘Rockstar’, Alicia Keys’ ‘No One’ and Maroon 5’s ‘Wake Up Call’ make up the rest of the top 10.

Sean Kingston clings on to UK top spot

Teenage singing star Sean Kingston has topped the UK singles chart for the third week. The 17-year-old Miami reggae singer beat off competition from big stars 50 Cent, Justin Timberlake and Timbaland, to hold the spot with Beautiful Girls. That’s what I like about young stars, they are new to the scene yet they are vibrant and full of energy enough to topple the bad old guys of music world to lay claim of the numero uno spot of the charts. Isn’t it amazing to see a young guy come perform and conquer the charts that too for 3 consecutive weeks which means his rise to the top is no fluke and no mean achievement by any standards. He’s blown 50 Cents and Kanye West at the same time to top the charts both of the latter being one of the best in the business and the 17 reggae singer has inched above them at the same time, I hope to see and hear more of this youngster in the future. He looks like a bright prospect.