Beckham is red-carded

Don’t panic, football fans, I don’t mean on the pitch. No, Victoria Beckham has told hubby that he is banned from attending the first gig of the Spice Girls’ reunion gig because she is too nervous.

Awe. Poor David. And I bet he just couldn’t wait to be the ever supportive husband and watch the five girls in Vancouver, Canada as they kick off their hugely anticipated world tour.

Most husbands like to be supportive but David claims his wife is constantly changing her mind. “One minute Victoria is saying she wants me there and then it’s, ‘No, don’t come to the first show, as we’ll all be too nervous.’ But I think I’ll be at the show a couple of days later in San Jose and have the boys with me. And I know Victoria will ring me as soon as the first show ends. She says the rehearsals have gone amazingly well.”

What’s Next for Britney Spears?

Late Monday night, a dazed and confused Britney Spears moaned to the paparazzi that she was scared ash she drove around in circles in LA. I guess she was scared of being deposed because she didn’t even show for it.

Sources are saying that KFed’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, is “going to seek court sanction against Miss Spears”. What does that mean for Brit? It means that if she misses her deposition whenever it’s rescheduled, she could be held in contempt of court and arrested. It’s obvious she has no respect for the law, why don’t you just arrest her now?! And to think that it was a court-ordered deposition too.

Someone tell them what “Final” means…

Someone tell them what “Final” means…

There is to be a 4th instalment in the Final Destination series. Director David R Ellis, who directed Final Destination 2, has been signed up to direct the 4th movie; which they plan to film in 3D. The popular horror series works on the premise that even if you cheat death once, the force that is death itself will stalk you until it has finished what it has started, usually as gruesome and gory as possible.

Apparently this isn’t true for sequels. You can kill a good idea. I think that the movie bosses made so much money (double their budget) on the 1st, 2nd, and even 3rd instalment they are willing to push their luck.

Do you ever get the feeling of de ja vu? There are only so many new ways you can kill a bunch of teenagers off before it gets yawnsome. However I could be totally wrong and we could have another hit movie on our hands. But ask yourself…who actually watched all of the Scream movies and can you remember what the last one was about?

Britney Spears Runs Red Light; Risks Custody

I think they need to leave Britney the hell alone. All you see in the magazines is bad news about her, which is perhaps fabricated. Where’s the good news? She has been a celebrity since she was like 17. If the girl wants to release some stem and party after all she’s been through, she’s an adult and I’m sure she left her children in adequate care while she went out. Give the girl a break. If she wants to shave her head, that should be a message to all you who down her….”X@@##! off”. Running over the guys ankle….get the hell out of the way. Smaching in the paparazzi window….give the girl some privacy. She’s going through a lot, and you have nothing better to do than put her down. Let’s look at the X@@##! that married her just to get money. All he wants is Brittney’s money in child support. I am sure if he got custody the boys would be with a Nanny 90% of the time. Give the Girl a break. She’s been in the spotlight for too long and she’s tired of everyone in her business!

Jackson’s Neverland No More

Do you remember the time when Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch was filled with laughter, rolling greens and just looked like the ultimate home? Yeah, it’s gone. The King of Pop’s 2,800 acres worth of bumper cars, carousels and Ferris wheels now looks like a ghost town and Jacko has less than 3 months to make good on a $23 million loan.Neverland Ranch once gave jobs to dozens of servants and groundskeepers but now seems like a barren land while the supposed near-bankrupt singer rents an expensive home in Washington, D.C. A formal Notice of Default and Election to Sell was filed in Santa Barbara County recently, otherwise, Jacko can say goodbye to Neverland.

Battle of the Alter Egos: Jordan vs. Posh

Don’t worry; it’s been like that for 5 years. Every time she can, not she’s asking to, her talk about Victoria and David only to say bullshit. Victoria is classy and she’s garbage. Victoria never answered back to her because she has business to run. Believe it or not but she made the Beckham name famous. She launch DVB line with rock & republic (success), did two successful books, she has been a major fashion icon for 6 years, she was a spice girl you know, the best girl band from the nineties, she did some music with roca-fella……….What did she do, Jordan ? celebrity in jungle… Seriously, Jordan is an idiot. She’s done less than Posh, which by her own definition, she’s even more pathetic. Something tells me Jordan is simply jealous. Jordan should try and find herself something better to do, Victoria has a fashion house doing well and she has a world tour coming up and the tickets are selling well already, so is that good enough for Jordan to match or she is just good at making silly comments.

Halle Berry Beating Diabetes

Pregnant Halle Berry is winning her battle with diabetes, thanks to a healthy diet and good living. The actress was diagnosed with Type 1 diabetes after she passed out while shooting a show called Living Dolls when she first arrived in Hollywood. As a Mother of a Type 1 diabetic child I have not liked what has been said about diabetic people in general. I don’t care if Halle has T1 or T2, both are serious chronic illnesses that require care and attention. However, in T1 diabetes, without insulin people die, this is fact. And, you cannot, by diet and exercise, hope, or prayer change that to Type 2, and you cannot stop insulin - ever. Perhaps before implying to the world, which includes a group of young impressionable kids, that they can “ween” themselves off of a medicine that keeps them alive, she should check to make sure that is accurate and that comment isn’t going to cause one of those impressionable kids to harm themselves. I can tell you, she has caused a lot of waves in the diabetes communities today with this one incredibly ill advised comment.